Confessions of a Brick Breaker Online Addiction (Poem)

This poem was inspired by my never ending addiction to Brick Breaker Online and Brick Breaker on my Blackberry.  It took hours and hours of playing to get me to a point where it was time to acknowledge my addiction.  Here it is:

Oh, Brick Breaker it’s time to take a look at our past,

From the beginning did you think our relationship would last?

You sucked every ounce of productivity from me even when times were good,

Even though I loved you like I never even thought I could.

We’ve shared memories together in bed, on the couch, and even in the tub,

Remember that time on the plane, when we joined the mile-high club?

We’ve set all kinds of records together since our relationship started,

And you never seemed to really care when I farted.

Our time together has been something very special indeed,

I’m really sad to say this, but I must be freed.

Freed of your grasp on my time to make money,

Because your killing me, so daddy can’t bring home the honey.

I’m deleting you from my life right now forever,

Can we rendezvous again?  Never say never.

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If you are not over your addiction quite yet, here is one of the better bricker breaker online sites.  Good Luck!

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